Dear Colin Firth,
- You’re handsome, really,.. you are!!!. I’ve said it before haven’t I?
- I watched ‘Love Actually’ – again for the millionth time – yes! I am aware that it is an old movie and you would much rather forget it, but, I wanted to tell you, there is absolutely nothing better than seeing you woo a beautiful woman in her native Portuguese!! do you speak fluent Italian by the way?
Your seamless transformation in ‘A Single Man’ reminded me that I should not treat you so frivolously i.e. objectifying your beauty – I can’t help myself – I do however, respect your excellent ability to portray a tortured ‘gay man’ – you looked amazing by the way-which is not easy to do( the tortured part I mean) and yet, you pulled it off so effortlessly. Were you in the role long before you started filming – um, sorry, I don’t quite know ‘the acting’ terminology for ‘in the role’ but I’m sure you know what I mean??? being a perfect man of substance – far too intelligent and well read. Do you know… I don’t particularly want to meet you because then I wouldn’t know what to say, nothing intelligent would ever come out of me for I would be too busy staring at you – rather rude of me I’m afraid. Although, It is awfully presumptuous of me to even entertain the thought isn’t it?